seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via ghostbirdtrance)

thelmatwofist:

chakotagirl:

Frank Waln about killed me with this one. #onpoint #wastè

LMAO

ghostphotographs:

Untitled (Ghost Photograph no. 65), 2013, 4”x 6”

rikerist:

you know bill clinton is vegan now? i like to imagine the fdr-king george hot dog dinner except it’s bill clinton who has invited president george w bush over for hot dogs but they’re really tofu pups. george w bush biting cautiously into a tofu pup for the first time. did he put ketchup on it?? bill clinton leans in, smiling, “do you like it, george,” hand on thigh, george announces around mouthful of tofu pup and bun: “this is cool”

(via neurowall)

Anonymous: i lost my virginity to my best friend and were still friends and now he has a girlfriend but he likes me

esocabron:

migust0es:

bellaantrax:

cvli-cocvine:

corazonbohemio:

cvli-cocvine:

leqalize-murder:

televisa presenta…

Casos de la vida real

Lo que callamos las mujeres

Mujeres Asesinas

talvez se les olvidoo ; Decisiones

2 Mujeres 1 Camino….

Laura en America (Que Pase El Desgraciado)